are you alice? - unbreakable (spoiler free ver)

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Alice?CV. Sakurai Takahiro “-What is my name?” Age: 19 Height: 172 cm A boy who lost his name, past, goals, everything, and wandered into Wonderland. Because he said his name was “Alice”, he was forced into the game of killing the White Rabbit. The 89th fake Alice that came to Wonderland. He usually is easily pushed along with the flow of the story, rather curious, but overall not really active. He has a habit of dividing people into the category of “enemy” or “ally”, but it seems he trusts the Mad Hatter a little. It could be because soon after he arrived in Wonderland, he was saved by the Hatter from the Regret, or could it be something else…? With the Cheshire Cat, Alice? seems to not trust him at all, but for some reason can’t hate him. He has a bad mouth, but he dislikes being alone and he doesn’t like it unless someone is paying attention to him. The gun he uses is Colt Government. He secretly practices, but when he aims, it never hits.

Questions for Alice?

Do you have an 'ideal name' other than “Alice” you want to be given?
Alice?: Brad Pitt.
Mad Hatter: Yeah, no.
Alice?: Hey, let me at least name myself what I want.

Do you have plans to take in the Cheshire Cat as a pet?
Alice?: Cats are a no. The condo I live in doesn’t allow pets.

Do you really have no intention of being the Cheshire Cat’s owner?
Alice?: Like I said, I don’t mind being his owner but I have a contract with the condo. The landlord is so annoying. Really I’m so disappointed.
Cheshire Cat: Alice-chan, your way of lying is like the Hatter’s lately…

Out of the Hatter, Cheshire Cat, and White Rabbit, who would you go to a tea party with?
Alice?: Aren’t old geezers and pets not allowed to come?

Alice always talks about “My type of beauties” or “Beautiful nurse”, but for reals what is Alice’s type of a beautiful woman?
White Rabbit: Your tastes change every time.
Alice?: Ah? The definition of beautiful changes each time, duh. So, what I think is a good woman is justice!
White Rabbit: (sigh)

Did you find the bank?
Alice?:Oh, I forgot to have someone take me there.
Hatter: You can’t even make an account in the first place.

Between a Hatter that always smile and listens to whatever you say, and a Hatter that doesn’t listen to you at all and ignores you all the time, which would you choose?
Alice?: Eh, wai-- Wha? Is there any meaning for that being two choices?

Many of the people in Wonderland have animal ears like cats ears and bunny ears. If you were to choose one, what kind of ears would you like?
Alice?: Sorry I don’t really have any interest in fetishes like that….
Cheshire Cat: Alice-chan, we don’t have ears as part of a fetish you know.

Mad Hatter CV. Hirata Hiroaki “…I’ll be taking back my Alice now.” Age: 29 Height: 178 cm A man who’s time was stopped by the Queen of Hearts. His watch always points to 6:00 in the afternoon, making it always tea time and near closing time. Which is the reason he never sells any hats. He has the power to protect the Queen and Alice, and is the Queen’s assassin that sticks with Alice. He lives to drink tea in his frozen time, and does what the Queen tells him to do without complaint. At first he had his goal of “leaving the country with Alice”, but after living in Wonderland for 10 years, he grew to like the never changing days. After the 89th Alice arrived, he began to remember what he needed to do. However, he doesn’t get along with Alice and they often bicker about useless things. He’s good with choosing words that doesn’t let the other say anything back, but overall he has a short temper and hates kids. He easily does things he tells others not to do. Also, he’s a huge sweet tooth and has a slight taste defect. He doesn’t smoke indoors (he only smokes when he doesn’t have any tea). He absolutely hates the Cheshire Cat, and he’s made up a completely useless setting that “the Mad Hatter can’t see the Cheshire Cat”.

Questions for Mad Hatter

Do you have any certain brands for cigarettes and tea?
Mad Hatter: The cigarette brand I like is a pipe tobacco called “Captain Black”. But I only smoke when I don’t have any tea so I rarely do it in the house. I usually like Assam tea, but at times Darjeeling.

But you end up making it all taste like sugar right?
Mad Hatter: What else do you expect?

Don’t you gain weight from all that tea you drink?
Alice?: If he’s gonna gain weight, it’s probably because he’s an old geezer.
Mad Hatter: Shut up. I have fast metabolism.
Alice?: Well your main food is that. You only put tea in your mouth so there’s no way of getting fat… How do you stay alive with a diet like that. That’s what I want to ask.

How many scoops of sugar do you put in your tea?
Mad Hatter: People nowadays care too much about small things like how many scoops, that’s why they’re no good. You just keep putting the sugar in until you hear that grainy sound like sand in your mouth. If you put too much that damages the taste of the tea. So be careful. But, that small difference in sound is only able to be heard by a real tea drinker.

What is the cake that they sell at the Hatter’s favorite cake shop?
Mad Hatter: Whaddya mean, shortcake’s the only cake there is. Don’t mix in unnecessary things like chocolate and cheese.

Do you like Alice?
Does the Hatter love Alice?
Mad Hatter: ……Wait a sec. Is this, that, I don’t want to think about it, but it’s not talking about that stupid Alice is it….?
Alice?: What, you like me? That bothers me.
Mad Hatter: I’m the one who should be bothered!

Is there a bathtub at the Hatter’s house?
Alice?: Oh yeah there was a unnecessarily huge bath tub at your house, wasn’t there.
Mad Hatter: That’s for women. I don’t like getting in bath water. It’s not as if I’m Japanese.
Alice?: Well, I’m usually a shower type too so…. …..Wait. Did all the Alices that came before me stay over at your house too?
Mad Hatter: Is there a problem with that?
Alice?: Hatter, you horrifying child….!

Cheshire Cat CV. Inoue Kazuhiko “What can you do for Alice?” Age: ? Height: 180cm Although the Duchess’ pet cat, a kept man that wanders around Wonderland and pops up in places with no warning. He calls himself a “stray cat”. A disliked one that was the only person in Wonderland that wasn’t give a rule for “The Game to Kill the White Rabbit”. He likes to look on at the story moving along, but hardly does any action himself. He’s good with the geography of Wonderland and often offers to be a guide, but he usually takes people to places they don’t want to go. He doesn’t like hunting for his own food, and he rarely goes back home to the Duchess, so he usually goes from house to house of the women in Wonderland. Overall he’s friendly to people and he rarely looks down on people, but according to the Mad Hatter he’s a “stupid cat that attacks your sore points over and over with a smile on his face”.

Questions for Cheshire Cat

You said “He’s more boring than a metronome”, but is the Hatter really that boring?
Cheshire Cat: Well the Hatter had his time stopped, so I meant it literally. I didn’t say it because he really is that boring…ah~, well, but he’s overall kinda like that isn’t he?

Out of all the “Alices”, which Alice do you like the best?
Cheshire Cat: When you ask the best, there’s only one. I’m sorry. But I like all the Alices that were taken into Wonderland. They were cute, and good girls.

How do you make the spare key? If you can make it yourself, you’re very talented.
Cheshire Cat: Ah~, well when you take it to a place called a key’s ambulance, they make it for you. But there’s no lock on Rabbit-chan’s house so there’s no need for it, right?
White Rabbit: People misunderstand things because you keep on saying random stuff like that!
Cheshire Cat: Ahahaha, sorry sorry. Everyone’s so naive and cute~

Do you have any plans to cut your beautiful hair short?
Cheshire Cat: Let’s see, if my master tells me to cut it I will. It’s not like have any special feelings for it, and things like growing out your hair until your wish comes true isn’t that popular now.

Did you find a new owner?
Cheshire Cat: If I don’t have a master, I can’t eat anything. If anything, would you like to be one? My master for a day only.

Do you lick yourself clean?
Cheshire Cat: Of course, outward appearances are important. But I like being shampooed by my master the best. A lot of cats don’t like that, but I wonder why. It feels so good.

You know what, you’re an awesome cat!
Cheshire Cat: Oh, really? Thank you~ I try to do my best in a lot of things, but they often treat me as an outsider so much I just don’t know anymore.

Do you like the White Rabbit?
Cheshire Cat: Mmhm. He’s a type that I probably would never would be friends with but I do respect his feelings.

White Rabbit CV. Morikubo Shoutarou “…Alice would come kill me even in a dream, right?” Age: ? Height: 167cm A mad man that continues to create “Wonderland”. He gives people a new name and a rule for the game, and ties them down to Wonderland. He makes the people of Wonderland be part of “The Game to Kill the White Rabbit”, which he made up himself, and continues to look for “The Real Alice” that can kill him. Nobody knows the true emotions he has behind these non-understandable actions. He’s emotionally unstable, and his mood changes constantly. Inside a hole surrounded by Regrets, he secludes there with a mysterious being named “Marianne”. He often talks to her but she never reacts to the White Rabbit’s words. Everyday he makes food for two people, but one goes to waste. Cheshire Cat comes around often for the uneaten food, but sometimes gets kicked out by the angry White Rabbit.

Questions for White Rabbit

Is the sword White Rabbit has a Japanese sword?
White Rabbit: Yup, it’s really nice to use. I can’t use guns, and it feels nice to be able to move around freely. And, you can use it for cooking.

Do you wash your long ears with shampoo? Or body soap?
White Rabbit:Um~, I think shampoo. I don’t want the hairs to get damaged. Especially during winter it’s easier for it to get dry, and I have to take a lot of care since dirty parts are easy to see on white fur.

The White Rabbit is a “Rabbit” so I’m guessing you’re a herbivore like Alice said, but you sound like you eat meat normally…. So, White-chan, what kind of food do you like? Please don’t say Regrets...
White Rabbit: What an idiot~ Why would I eat something like Regrets? Only a certain stupid cat would eat something bad tasting like that. I’m an omnivore so I can eat meat, fish, and anything. I’m picky on taste though.

Does the White Rabbit make the food? If so, what kind of food are you good at making? (Cat barbecue is okay too)
White Rabbit: Yup, I like cooking. I can make mostly anything. By the way, cat barbecue is a food? I thought it was just a way of homicide…. Oh whatever. I guess that’ll be tonight’s dinner.
Cheshire Cat: Rabbit-chan, don’t swing around swords, it’s dangerous.

In the first volume (of drama cd) Cheshire Cat says “The wine and food you make everyday…”, but can the White Rabbit or Marianne drink alcohol?
White Rabbit: There’s a personal sommelier rabbit. But the ones I drink are only aperitif.
Cheshire Cat: Rabbit meat is best with wine.
White Rabbit: Uwaaaaaaah! Don’t eat the sommelier rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did you bring a man for the Queen of Heart’s fake?
White Rabbit: Huh? ‘Queens’ are roles for women?

Queen of Hearts CV. Ookawa Tooru The Queen that rules over Wonderland, he exists to hunt the heads of the people that don’t follow the rules. He hates the color red, and he has all the hearts re-painted in a different colors. He likes women enough to have 51 maidservants (card soldiers), but oddly one of them (Knave of Hearts) is a male.

Questions for Queen of Hearts

Which gender are you?
Queen of Hearts: You ask such silly things. Of course I am a male.

In the beginning of volume one (drama cd), there was a scene where you said “Continue” to a girl, what were you doing?
Queen of Hearts: If you have interest, you should come to my bedroom tonight. By yourself of course.

Did you have a crowning ceremony?
Queen of Hearts: It was huge event involving the whole country. Then a cat mingled in and it became a huge chaos….No, I shall forget about it. I don’t want to end up wanting to kill the cat.

Who was the “Beautiful lady” that you were talking about in the commercial? Your first love?
Queen of Hearts: Yes, it was my first love. I’ll let you imagine what kind of person it was.
Alice: Geez the people in this country keep making up random lies…

Are you actually a low rank character?
Queen of Hearts: ……….low rank….I see, a low rank…….

Can you tell me how Jack acts like?
What kind of person is Your Majesty’s Jack?
Queen of Hearts: Everyone makes mistakes, no White Rabbit?
White Rabbit: Oh be quiet…. I told you I was sorry, didn’t I?
Queen of Hearts: Well, I do actually trust and rely on him somewhat. After all, he was my celebratory first tramp card soldier that serves under me.

Dormouse CV. Fujiwara Keiji An informer that knows the whereabouts of the White Rabbit. He runs around the country not to be caught up in the game. According to setting, he is friends with the Mad Hatter.

Questions for Queen of Dormouse


Do you have any blackmail against the Hatter?
Dormouse: If I had something useful like that I would’ve ran away from him a long time ago.

Tell me the moment when you had a lot of energy to do something in your life.
Dormouse: Hey hey, do you really think I can explain the moment a man has energy to do something here?



Are you Alice? Q&A

Can you tell me everyone’s age and height?
Alice?: Sooo, we stuck those in our profile boxes.
Cheshire Cat: Ehhh. Usa-chan, you’re definitely over estimating your height in this, aren’t you?
White Rabbit: Am not!
Mad Hatter: The hat doesn’t count for height, by the way.
White Rabbit: ……….what?
Alice?: Anyways, we had lots of people asking about our blood types and birthdays too, but excluding the Hatter, we’re not really normal people like that so, we cut it out.
Cheshire Cat: Although you know, there's not much meaning for our heights in a drama CD really, is there.
Alice?: What? Aren’t they gonna make like, a scaled to size reverse dutchwife of me?
Everyone: Don’t want one!

I have a questions for the four that was playing card games in that one privilege CD cover. Who was the one in last place?
White Rabbit: Ohh.....Did that thing ever finish?
Mad Hatter: More importantly, I’m never doing a card game all-nighter ever again…..
Alice?: Well, in the end shouldn’t the person who cheated be in the last place?
Cheshire Cat: Oh Alice-chan, saying things like that again~ I played following the rules perfectly.
White Rabbit: You had no idea what the rules even were until halfway.
Cheshire Cat: By the way, I know who ended up last. I counted each round.
Mad Hatter: You're always diligent on the weirdest things. This is a waste of time so hurry up and announce who lost.
Alice?: Or better yet, why don’t we just end this question already? There’s a lot more questions to go and we don’t have that much time. Hurry up and keep on going with the show you guys!
White Rabbit: ………..Uh….I have a pretty good idea who was last now.
Cheshire Cat: You really have a habit of showing everything on your face, Alice-chan.

Who do you think is the most popular with the ladies?
Alice?: I don’t even feel like competing if it’s against a pet, a lolicon, and an emotionally unstable brat. And well, judging from the people’s reactions, it should be obvious who’s the most popular. It’s cute Alice-san’s dominating win.
Cheshire Cat: Oh, but surprisingly the Hatter’s popularity has gone up lately.
Alice?: ….No way.

What’s something that you think is useless in Wonderland? If there is one, please tell me!
Alice?: The Hatter (‘s shop)
Mad Hatter: Well, wasn’t that quick answer.
Alice?: Setting that aside, isn’t there way too many lady fashion stores in this country when there’s only dudes in this place? If we’re talking by storage stock, hasn’t it passed the unbeatable Ma(xx)i?
Mad Hatter: What are you talking about, we can’t make our Alice wear the same clothes every day.
Alice?: Uh, I’m in the same outfit the whole time.
Mad Hatter: Different for men. You’re not Alice.
Alice?: Fine fine.

What is a wrist watch to you? A necessary thing? Or something you don't need?
Alice?: If I have to put a cheap one on, then I don't need it. I'm mostly the type to like brands.
Hatter: What a brat. If you have one watch you like then that's enough. If it breaks, you can just fix it.
Cheshire Cat: Really? I don't think I need one. People who care about time should do the caring. And isn't is bothersome to always keep it on?
White Rabbit: If there is one, it's good, but it won't be bad if I don't have one.

This was a psychological test. Wrist watch = Lover
Cheshire Cat: Oh? It seems pretty accurate. Especially the Hatter.
Hatter: Of course. My depth of love to lovers is completely different from you lot.
Alice?: Oh crap, isn't my popularity gonna go down with this?
White Rabbit: I think it's a little too late...

Is there a spot in Wonderland that you think is a good place?
Alice?: If you say a good spot then it's obviously the Queen of Hearts' castle. That place is filled with dreams and romance.
Hatter: Because there's women there.
Alice?: Of course. Don't care about anything else!
Cheshire Cat: I think Usa-chan's house. It's really comfy there, and there's lots of cute Regrets.
White Rabbit: Don't make people's house a tourist spot without permission. You're bothersome.
Alice?: Is what you say, but you bring out the tea.
Cheshire Cat: Mmhm, Usa-chan doesn't like being lonely after all.

If you could be part of another fairy tale, who would you want to be?
Alice?: Oi, what a full-blown otome question this is...
Cheshire Cat: Cute girls are usually the main character of fairy tales. Types the Hatter would like.
White Rabbit: Hmm, I think the Hatter would be great as the Red Riding Hood's wolf.
Hatter: Hey, he dies in the end.
Cheshire Cat: Then how about the witch living in a house made of sweets?
Hatter: Stop trying to kill me off in the end!
Alice?: But you're the bad guy.
Hatter: I'm the main character!!!

There's a setting that the Hatter can't see the Cheshire Cat, but there's scenes where it's like he can see him. Was the setting just a lie and he can actually see the Cheshire Cat?
Cheshire Cat: See what happened, Hatter? It's because you dislike me in an odd fashion.
Hatter: Why do I have to get scolded by you, I'll kill you.
Alice?: You can totally see him normally.
Hatter: Shut up, if I say I can't see him, I can't! Dammit, next time I'll change the setting so that I can't hear your cursed talking voice too!
Cheshire Cat: Then I'll talk with my voice that can't be heard according to the setting right next to Hatter's ear and say lots of words of love☆!
Alice?: Hatter, give up. There's probably no one that can beat him in "harassment".

Favorite and least favorite subjects?
White Rabbit: What does "subjects" mean?
Alice?: We haven't even done our park debut yet. Difficult questions like that we'll answer when we grow older, okay? (in baby talk)

Do you like hospitals and dentists?
Alice?: Oi, why are you trying to run away?
Hatter: Shut up, don't say dentists, cavities, dentures, root canals in front of me!
Alice?: (with a huge smile) Oh, you have cavities?
Hatter:.... If you stick ice in my mouth I'll kill you, I'll definitely kill you....
Alice?: As if I'll do such a tiny harassment. If it hurts you should go and see a professional soon. Oh, but this place probably has no dentist. It didn't have a hospital after all.
Hatter: No, there's a dentist.
Alice?: Eh, there is one?
Hatter: Yeah, although I won't go even if I'm dead.
Alice?: ....When I was about to die you didn't bring in one doctor...I see, there's a dentist though....